 
Conker the Squirrel is the King. Lord
of all he sees. Master of his domain, Ruler of the World. But
how did he rise to power? And who are the strange characters standing
around his throne?
This is the tale of Conker’s “Bad
Fur Day”, the day that led him to his ultimate destiny.
Conker’s story begins on his 21st birthday. After becoming extremely intoxicated at his local bar, where it always seems to be his shout, Conker makes a quick phone call to his girlfriend Berry before he attempts to stagger home in a drunken haze. With little chance of actually making it home in his pickled state, Conker merrily passes out. Waking up with a massive hangover in a corn field, Conker stumbles his way through a strange and blurry world, full of bizarre, offensive and often angry little creatures. How did he get there? Why does his head hurt so much? More importantly, how does he get home?
 Meanwhile
the evil Panther King is crying over spilt milk, which keeps falling
from his table every time he places a glass on it. He orders his
most intelligent lackey, the Professor, to figure out a solution.
After much deliberation the Professor comes to the conclusion
that the table is missing a leg and the only object in the World
that’s the correct height to replace the leg is a Red Squirrel…
Conker, reeling from his nasty hangover, must survive the day, earn enough cash to pay his way home before his girlfriend throws all of his possessions in the street and elude the forces of darkness to avoid a pitiful existence as a substitute for a table leg. Oh what a day!!!
 
- Conker's Bad Fur Day boasts graphics that are just as colourful as the language.
- The worlds are large and very detailed, with impressive backgrounds and scenery.
- Characters come to life with real-time lip-synching and facial animations.
- Light-sourcing creates atmospheric shadow effects, which add a great deal to the graphical realism.
- The most visually impressive N64 game ever made.
- Conker's Bad Fur Day brings to the Nintendo 64 the first ever action/comedy/adventure for mature audiences, that will shock players in ways they would never have dreamed possible.
 The game boasts a new style of “Context Sensitive” control. Whenever Conker stands on a special pad he will get exactly what he needs at that point in time, be it a Frying Pan, Flame-thrower, Slingshot, Beer Keg, Shotgun, Aspirin, or anything else he requires.
- During his adventure Conker bumps into all kinds of distasteful characters, such as unhealthy cows, a rat with gastric problems, a large-busted flower, a foul-mouthed cog, flatulent fire demons, a sensually deprived bee, a suicidal Pitchfork and an army of teddy-bear Nazi robots. Helping all of these characters out can be oddly entertaining and at times quite disturbing.
- This is not your typical adventure. Players will enjoy great diversity in gameplay, with many different and highly humorous tasks to complete.
- Different tasks include: doing a “hit” for the mob, flushing a giant opera singing poo monster, beating up a night club bouncer with Conker’s mates, taking on Zombie hordes with a laser-sighted shotgun, storming the beach a là Saving Private Ryan, delivering victims to a hungry vampire and getting revenge on offensive cavemen who disrespected Conker.
- Hear the hilarious, crazy, wacky, outrageous and downright rude character voices.
1-4 players can compete in 7 of the most entertaining and original
multi-player modes imaginable. The different modes available include:
- Battle – Competitive battle mode scenario
where you can choose from at least 5 different arenas to battle
in. Weapons include Rocket Launchers, Throwing Knives, Magnums,
Sniper Rifles, Uzi’s, Samurai Swords, Chainsaws, Grenades,
Flamethrowers and Gattling Guns.
- War - Either protect the base, attack the enemy’s base, steal their flag or poison the lot of them.
- Tank - Battle other tanks, find the chemical weapons device then hide out while it destroys everyone else.
- Race - Race on Hover-boards, using weapons and nitro boosts to increase your chances of winning.
- Beach - One of the most original modes is a beach raid where players control refugees “running the gauntlet,” trying to dodge an onslaught of sniper fire to return to their homeland. If running does not sound like fun, control the enemy forces trying to shoot the unarmed refugees.
- Raptor - Play as a pack of Raptors trying to feed cavemen to their baby, or play as the cavemen trying to steal the Raptors’ eggs for a feast.
- Heist – You are a member of a gang of weasels trying to rob the Feral Reserve Bank while whacking each other over the head with Baseball bats and other weapons. Pure hilarity.
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